Killer Bitch: Katie Price (aka Jordan) and My Part in her Downfall!
Last year I was asked by John Fleming if he could use Electric Eel Shock tracks in the film he was producing: Killer Bitch. In the end a total of 7 EES tracks are on the soundtrack. Liam, the director and writer also decided to include EES in the film itself. We set up a small gig in North London which was filmed and then the next day I drove Aki and Kazuto down to Chatham to film a few scenes in an old Napoleonic Fort. When we got down there Liam decided that he really liked the EES tour van, complete with flashing light, and soon both the Van and I as driver were also drafted into the film….
For the next few hours they pointed cameras at us while we dragging ex world champion boxer Robin Reid out of the back of the van and into the bowels of the Fort where EES, as Ninja assassins, were due to dispatch him… Of course we had been cast as the bad guys and Robin over powered us and then murdered us one by one… He was a very nice murderer and more than one take had to be re-shot as he apologised before Liam had called cut.
Also in this film is cross dressing Cage Fighter Alex Reid (no relation to Robin) who has since won Celebrity Big Brother. Half way through filming his parts (and that can be taken both ways as he does get it out), Alex met and started dating Jordan. The Tabloids immediately picked up on Killer Bitch, and without even seeing it dubbed it the most despicable film ever made. Alex then pulled out of the film and forced a re-write in order to not waste the scenes they had already shot with him. One particular scene was a sex scene with the leading lady – the supposed brutality of this scene is what caused the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) to review the film 4 times before finally letting it pass uncut with an 18 certificate. It is also the scene that the Daily Star claim could ruin Jordan’s career:
DAILY STAR: MODEL Kate Price fears husband Alex Reid’s rape film will wreck her new family-friendly image… The British Board Of Film Classification has allowed a shocking scene where Alex, 34, acts out domineering and aggressive sex. The news could shatter the couple’s carefully-cultivated image after accusations that the film glorifies rape.
It would be nice to know that I had played a part in ending Jodan’s vapid career but alas I fear that this is quite the opposite and is more Jordan hot air designed to get column inches in any way possible in order to perpetuate a bizarre life lived through the media… The irony of all this is that the scene in question, although a rather morally dubious and brutal representation of a woman protesting against sex, then relenting under pressure and finally being seen to enjoy it, is simply an exaggerated form that was a staple of early James Bond films, a role that Alex revealed in his Celebrity Big Brother winning performance that he feels he is destined for… And why not? Lets just hope that if this happens Q doesn’t give him anything too complicated to play with.
KILLER BITCH
DVD release on Bank Holiday Monday 3rd May.
Co-staring many “true crime legends” including Howard Marks, Dave Courtney, Roy Shaw and Carlton Leach. Oh – Katie Price’s new husband Alex Reid, porn megastar Ben Dover, ex-world Champion Boxer, Robin Reid, actress Julie Fernandez from Ricky Gervais’ comedy series “The Office” and comedian/rock band manager/comedy club organiser Bob Slayer and the band he manages Electric Eel Shock.
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