Is it Ninky Nonk examination time?
I have just discovered that ladies need to get their lady gardens examined on a regular basis. I don’t really know why but I am told it is standard procedure. Does this also apply for men and I didn’t get the memo? The last time the medical profession examined my extra digit was when I was kicked in the bollocks by a policeman in 1995… On realising it was a case of mistaken identity the officer took me to the hospital to have the jewels examined. When we got there it was a lady doctor. I got all embarrassed. She told me that I should take it seriously and advised me to go behind the screen, have a look and if there was any bruising or lumps she should also examine them. I did as I was told and got my tackle in my hand. I looked at it and it looked fine, in fact it looked mighty fine – I decided that she really should come and take a butchers at it. As she popped her head around the screen I went up like a crocus in spring. To which she replied: “Well Mr B it seems that there is no lasting damage there…”. Unfortunately our relationship did not develop further.
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