By BOBSLAYER
About Bob Slayer
PROMOTER – AGENT – MANAGER – TOUR MANAGER – COMEDIAN
I am Bob Slayer
I used to be a Jockey
Then I broke my Back
And got Fat
It was time to move on
ROCK & ROLL:
I became an unemployed alcoholic… Who was saved by Rock & Roll
I toured with rock bands and accidentally became the first westerner to be crowned Karaoke Champion of Japan
Japanese Rock band Electric Eel Shock asked me to be their manager
And I toured all over the world with them along with bands like The Bloodhound Gang, Magic Numbers, Iggy and The Stooges and The Wurzels etc
COMEDY AWAKENING:
Sometime in 2007 I read the autobiography of the late great Malcolm Hardee, the godfather of Alternative comedy, I was fascinated by his wayward background prior to comedy. I thought I could have a go at that and so now I often stand up in front of people and do banter, games and stories… On October 1st 2009 at the 20th Birthday of Up The Creek, I was asked by Martin Soan to get naked and join him in the Balloon Dance playing the part of his old mate Malcolm Hardee who had started the club. It was indeed an honour and the comedy equivalent of Markey Ramone ringing me up to come and sing like Joey… Knob Out!
Contact Bob: akabobs@gmail.com
PRESS QUOTES FOR BOB SLAYER:
I have performed funnies in UK, Edinburgh & Brighton Fringes, Ireland, Netherlands, The French Alps and Hong Kong. Here is what some people have said:
“Bob Slayer marched all over the line that should not be crossed like a drunken Henry Rollins with tourettes…” Brighton Argus
“The Wild Man of Comedy, like Keith Moon” The Malcolm Hardee Awards
“Spontaneous, shocking and purile” Racing Post
“If you are clinically insane, and by that I mean that you wake up one morning and think that you are actually an onion, then go and see Bob Slayer live…” Jeremy Clarkson
““Bob Slayer doesn’t use a safety net. A man too large to have ever been a jockey, walked on stage with seemingly little idea of what he was going to do, fortunately for us a quick chat with the audience inspired a hilarious if somewhat shocking opening rant. The relentless pace of banter, games and off the cuff stories did not let up throughout the 50 minutes and unfettered by a rigid set he could have perhaps gone on for hours? But he suddenly announced that happy hour was about to start in Whistle Binkies up the road and we needed an ending. He asked a man in the front row to punch him in the face, but when the man stood up and towered 6 foot 6 inches he wisely changed his mind and instead attempted to pick up all 22 stone of him in a fireman’s lift. When that turned into a heap on the floor Bob Slayer pulled them both up and rode his new Giant friend around the room to much cheers and happiness. Seeing Bob Slayer is like watching the Sex Pistols only without the guitars. Drinking with him afterwards is a full on after party that confirms there is no off switch for his wonderful madness.” The Student
Quotes for Comedy @ Dirty Dicks / Doggetts:
“A proper comedy night hosted by an improper comic…” The Metro
“Unique atmosphere where there is a sense of permission for anything, excellent.” Dan Antopolski
“Mayhem and nonsense in a city basement” Time Out
“When credit gets crunchy Bob Slayer gets punchy” Financial Times
“The show ended with contortionist Chris Cross leading a Conga of audience members to the gents toilet where we queued up to get our fingers zapped by a broken light socket, Bob Slayer had to go too far and put his cock in it…” Bizarre Magazine
“I did not pay my entrance fee to be insulted by a bargain basement Johnny Vegas” A Punter
Awards:
The Soan & Fleming Award for the Best Ever Cancelled Gig…
“A one man powerhouse of heavy entertainment” Martin Soan – Pull The Other One
“The Wild Man of Comedy, like Keith Moon” The Malcolm Hardee Award
Press Blogs
http://bobslayer.com/category/bob-press/
