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		<title>Blood, cuts and tits &#8211; Backstage at the Bizarre Ball + The Psycho Cyborgs get ripped off their tits (literally!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 02:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having toured with bands for a number of years I get many requests for access backstage but I rarely oblige, this is not because I am a nasty bastard, it is because I don&#8217;t want to ruin their fantasy. It would come as a large disappointment to most gig goers to find out that what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Debauchery in Disneyland</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bob Slayer&#8217;s Debauchery in Disneyland (Published In The Fix Mag) 
Harry knows that I tour around the world with Japanese rock band Electric Eel Shock and so he set me the task of listing my top 5 most debauched after shows but, like the sixties, if you remember them then you were not really there! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Wild Man of Comedy&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.bobslayer.com/2009/03/10/bob/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am Bob Slayer &#8211; I used to be a Jockey &#8211; Then I broke my back &#8211; And got fat
I now tour all over the world with Rock Bands such as Electric Eel Shock
I promote and host: Comedy @ Doggett&#8217;s on the Southbank

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		<title>I rescued two drunken Slovakian lesbians last night</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LESBIANS
Last night on my way back from a gig at Monkey Business I met two drunken Slovakian lesbians at Bank tube station &#8211; They were trying to get back to their hotel in Borough but it being London no one would help them&#8230; well it could also be something to do with the fact that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The C Word The Unmentionable Swear</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I was pontificating upon why we find certain words offensive&#8230; Take for example the unmentionable swear&#8230; If you delve into the origins of the C Word you will find that it&#8217;s utterance has not always had such a Taboo attached to it&#8230;
It is thought that the C word derives from the old Norse Kunta [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My 10 year Journey from Consternation to Inspiration Or how I will make Daniel Kitson my Wife</title>
		<link>http://www.bobslayer.com/2009/02/20/daniel_kitson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Bride &#8211; Bob Slayer
Roughly ten years ago I did my first open-mic comedy gig in my then local pub on Haven Lane in Ealing (for those that are familiar with Ealing, or are of a pedantry nature, I am afraid that I do not recall the name of the pub, but it was the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is he dead?</title>
		<link>http://www.bobslayer.com/2008/03/17/is-he-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I watched a film about Cowboys who do it in a tent &#8211; I then went to a bar near my house (Bar 54 Mile End) to meet a man called Jesse… I was totally sober which was an odd feeling going to a bar at midnight…
The huge bouncer said he had to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I met Noel Fielding the other day &#8211; he has very soft lady hands</title>
		<link>http://www.bobslayer.com/2008/01/13/noel-fielding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I met Noel Fielding the other day &#8211; he has very soft lady hands&#8230;
It&#8217;s quite disconcerting when you meet someone and just by shaking their hand you immediately imagine them wanking you off. My first reaction on this Onanistic thought entering my head my head was one of happy bliss&#8230; and as I am not [...]]]></description>
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