JANUARY 13TH, 2008
By BOBSLAYER
I met Noel Fielding the other day – he has very soft lady hands…
It’s quite disconcerting when you meet someone and just by shaking their hand you immediately imagine them wanking you off. My first reaction on this Onanistic thought entering my head my head was one of happy bliss… and as I am not a very good poker player it surely showed on my face… This was immediately followed by a face of fear caused by the realisation that I might indeed be gay and I am ashamed to say that I recoiled from Noel… Consequently he ran away…
But I still have the memory of his lilly soft hands x
DECEMBER 6TH, 2007
By BOBSLAYER
Bob Slayer stars in the Total Rock Christmas panto alongside Bruce Dickinson & Ronnie James Dio!

AUGUST 30TH, 2007
By BOBSLAYER
Lovin’ You
(AKA Everybody needs a Japanese Girlfriend)

AUGUST 12TH, 2007
By BOBSLAYER

Why have one youtube video when you can have four?
Check out the first video from Electric Eel Shock’s new album in brand new inovative Multi Vision
www.bobslayer.com/multi
JUNE 15TH, 2007
By BOBSLAYER
Run To The Gills!

JUNE 9TH, 2007
By BOBSLAYER
Turbojugend magazine profile of Bob



(They failed to credit the photos which were taken by Iona Bateman and Talita Jenman)
www.turbojugend-magazin.de/worldwide/info.html
APRIL 19TH, 2007
By BOBSLAYER
Electric Eel Shock appear on Japanorama with Jonathan Ross
NB: EES appear just after 3 minutes…
