MARCH 17TH, 2008
By BOBSLAYER
Last night I watched a film about Cowboys who do it in a tent – I then went to a bar near my house (Bar 54 Mile End) to meet a man called Jesse… I was totally sober which was an odd feeling going to a bar at midnight…
The huge bouncer said he had to search me… as he patted me down / fondled me I said: “be careful as I have just watched Brokeback Mountain and I am feeling a little confused…” He didn’t find it very funny, got all gruff and assured me and my friend that he wasn’t one of those types…
After Jesse pointed out that it was a rather brave / silly thing to say to a man the size of a truck we got to the door and descovered that it was £10 to get in – you must be joking! Read more »
JANUARY 13TH, 2008
By BOBSLAYER
I met Noel Fielding the other day – he has very soft lady hands…
It’s quite disconcerting when you meet someone and just by shaking their hand you immediately imagine them wanking you off. My first reaction on this Onanistic thought entering my head my head was one of happy bliss… and as I am not a very good poker player it surely showed on my face… This was immediately followed by a face of fear caused by the realisation that I might indeed be gay and I am ashamed to say that I recoiled from Noel… Consequently he ran away…
But I still have the memory of his lilly soft hands x
DECEMBER 6TH, 2007
By BOBSLAYER
Bob Slayer stars in the Total Rock Christmas panto alongside Bruce Dickinson & Ronnie James Dio!
AUGUST 30TH, 2007
By BOBSLAYER
Lovin’ You
(AKA Everybody needs a Japanese Girlfriend)
AUGUST 12TH, 2007
By BOBSLAYER
Why have one youtube video when you can have four?
Check out the first video from Electric Eel Shock’s new album in brand new inovative Multi Vision
www.bobslayer.com/multi
JUNE 15TH, 2007
By BOBSLAYER
Run To The Gills!
JUNE 9TH, 2007
By BOBSLAYER
Turbojugend magazine profile of Bob
(They failed to credit the photos which were taken by Iona Bateman and Talita Jenman)
www.turbojugend-magazin.de/worldwide/info.html
